So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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