Me too!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
