i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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