don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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