I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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