Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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