I'm really into asian looking animals
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Pooping to opera.
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