he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win