Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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