oh god the rape fog is back!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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