I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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