He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
we're so committed to being not committed
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