I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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