Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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