I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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