shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
whose ass print is on the piano?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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