get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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