I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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