I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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