Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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