I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I won the penis lottery.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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