So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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