So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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