Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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