Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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