I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
