CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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