We're like a lot better than the average bears
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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