What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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