I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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