No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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