soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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