idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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