Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess