i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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