no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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