U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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