Non-Jews are for practice
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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