how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Randomize
