hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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