the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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