drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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