So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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