So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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