Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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