Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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