He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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