Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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