(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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