I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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