Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
