Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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