Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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