I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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